Standard Oil: More things we don't like---and why!!

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Stephen Breyer--his judicial philosophy is a lot like the anarchist lesbians' we worked with on the organic farm
Ruth Bader Ginsburg--she's just like the woman who ruled the commune we lived on with an iron fist
David Souter--he checks the NY Times editorial page to see what his positions should be
John Paul Stevens--OK..he's just senile, right?
Anthony Kennedy--look ma...no brains!!

Quotes

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." --Samuel Adams

"The Republican Party is the ship, the rest is the sea."--Frederick Douglass

"There are only two sides to the question. Every man must be for the United States or against it. There can be no neutrals in this war, only patriots--or traitors."-Stephen Douglas (1861 after the fall of Fort Sumter)

"I am in favor of cutting taxes under any circumstances and for any excuse, for any reason, whenever it's possible."-Milton Friedman

"But the LORD is with me as a dread warrior; therefore my persecutors will stumble, they will not overcome me. They will be greatly shamed, for they will not succeed. Their eternal dishonor will never be forgotten. O LORD of hosts, who triest the righteous, who seest the heart and the mind, let me see thy vengeance upon them, for to thee have I committed my cause."-Book Of Jeremiah

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